Garrus Vakarian: Mass Effect (via deadspacegal)
SO UM yeah i was thinking about step brothers and this happened. idk wtf thane is driving, its a shuttle or some kind of space car idk
kolyat u little shit (also i couldnt find kolyats age so i winged it)
step brothers is not mine, kolyat and thane are not mine and ill fix mistakes i see later
when am I emotionally unstable when it comes to Mass Effect?
If I go into the Main Battery and Garrus mentions his “calibrations” ONE MORE TIME…
I might just break something.
Why did I romance both Kaidan and Garrus?
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I feel like a HORRIBLE person.
I know the feels. I started with Garrus & now Thane. WHAT TO DO?!
oh god i just finished ‘Lair of The Shadow Broker’ and am reading Grunts dossier.
SEARCH:battlemaster humans/ERASED/earth humans
//DOWNLOAD 6.1T NEWS FOOTAGE-HUMAN GENERAL HISTORICAL-CONFLICT//
//DOWNLOAD 2.1T DOCUMENTARY…
They really need to have a warning label on the back of ME2 & ME3 like:
”WARNING: ROMANCING THANE MAY CAUSE SEVERE DEPRESSION, SOBBING, AND YOU MAY GO THROUGH THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF AND HAVE SUBSEQUENT MOMENTS OF SADNESS LONG AFTER YOU FINISH PLAYING”
just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents
Where do you think you’re going young man
Pandas are cute!